What does everyone look like?

That picture of Rally prob is the most disturbing I've seen.

I always thought Matt would look older for some reason...dunno

Yeah, Kranium is exactly like I pictured him.

That last pic of me and that girl was before the Delta callings began...FRIDAY NIGHT, MAN!!! GET IT STRAIGHT, FRIDAY NIGHT!!!

BTW, check our thread for a pic of my newest love interest

 

Larry looks exactly like I imagined.

 

Being of Mandalorian heritage doesn't mean I can't be a servent of the dark side.

If you want to see a very "sith" looking picture of me, I will provide one soon.

 

My bad...I keep forgetting for some people, "intimate relations" is a semi-annual event, not unlike Victoria's Secrets big sale. I'll try to remember that.


But you gotta admit Yello....You're like the knife version of Tacklebury from Police Acadamy.

If it makes you feel better, Here's a good story. Back when I was one of these guys.....



....I missed out on scoring on two dates because the creepy sh*t that was in my house decided to join us in the room. Two girls (not the same time, I am sad to report) both got freaked and left. One of which I met online and was actually smoking hot! And that woulda been a milestone based on the fact that you RARELY get what you bargained for when you "shop online"...and I don't mean eBay. And I got the distict impression the piece of crap ghost thought it was funny. I have also had crap like that happen with my last 3 long term-girlfriends. Which is good, because I have multiple witnesses in case anyone says I'm nuts.

BTW...Going to check out a F-ed up place this week with an old friend of mine...first time since I quit about 2 1/2 years ago. Maybe I'll be able to get some pics.


So you see Yello....worse things can happen on a date than having Delta call you....heck, I may have even had some good tips!

Last bit of surviving evidence that Delta actually did this sh*t

 

Ceno has granted me permission to post his "pimp" pic, though not the "scary mother-f***er" pic. I will do so first thing in the morning. The phone is in the bedroom and if I go get it now (need to send it to my PC) my girlfriend will think I am having phone sex with someone I met on the computer or something (it's 1:00 a.m. here). You can wait.

 

That's Delta on the left.

 

Yeah, I don't think the world will end if you guys have to wait one more day to see my ugly mug.

And I don't really want the scary pic posted just yet. Don't want anyone gettin the wrong idea about me and trying to drive a stake through my heart.

Girls are so freaking insecure. I hate them.

 

I don't have any pictures of the "new" me (a.k.a. Zaph the Gym Rat) but here is a picture of me from the sad, fat part of my life. It feels so much better to be thinner...

 

Wow Zaphod, maybe it's because of your avatar, but I always thought you would be much older.

 

Do me a favor, since I am not there. Smack yourself a few times with your tennis racket, just to get that silly idea out of your head.

EDIT: I just realized you were commenting on Ceno's remark, not mine. My bad. Smack yourself anyway...it builds charecter.

 

Seems I have missed out a little since I haven't checked the forums lately. Anyways here is my pic with a friend of mine. I'm on the left.

 

Ok...didn't know JJ was 12....

I also pictured Zaphod as being bald

 

Hey, Ceno, can I post that pic of you from HS???

C'mon man! You owe me...remember the online dating prank you pulled on me?

 

That avatar was a deliberate act on my part... besides, I'm always being told that I have the sarcasm and cynicism of a man of twice my years. (I'm also somewhat older than I look, I have somewhat of a baby-face.)

 

If JJ is 12, he's the hairiest 12-year-old I've ever seen... and bite your tongue, I hope to have a luxuriant head of hair for decades to come!

 

Hey man, it's your own fault! Judging by your avatar, I thought you were about to apply for your AARP card

 

Judging by your avatar you must already be dead and decomposed

 

I actually look like that when I'm in a bad mood

 

Hey Yello...somehow I missed the pic of you and the hottie. Now I feel bad for calling you. Won't happen again, promise.

Here's a pic of mine...

 

(Drum Roll..) Ladies and Gentlemen.....here it is...the picture you have ...ALL...BEEN...WAITING...FOR....


I GIVE YOU.....THE DARK LORD CENO.....

 

I think that hottie was before you and I became friends. She was great though. Model/actress

 

Oh, I remember that picture well...as well as the voice message that came with it...

D!ckhead

 

"You F***ing Crackhead...You're last message made absolutely no sense..read it again!!"

Ah...the classics...That message got both of us. That was the one where my 6000 "glitched" and it went off in the holster in front of a customer.

Still not as bad as the crap you used to do in "The age of A R S E ing"

 

"oooooh, it huuuuuuurrrrts!!!"

 

Are you guys twins? he looks like a younger version of you, with less weight.
WOW, Ceno looks like a young lad, are you sure that's him.........lol
I always thought he would look like Rancid's picture, and the way Yello described him.
Well CENO, you're not the monster they made you out to be.

 

Gee Tony, I don't know whether to attack you for calling me "fat" or to tell Ceno he has a "secret admirer" based on that last comment.

 

LOL.......no,no,no, homie i don't roll that way, and no offence to you, i'm not saying your fat, just the way he was being described with face pearcings and everything i pictured him to look like a biker or a punk rocker.

 

Remember the "eyes"jpg??

 

Yep, what about?