v600 + Paris Hilton

Maybe around 10 to 20 grand.

I was at Barneys in NYC over the weekend and saw the phone that most celebrities and business types are carrying now. Choice of gold or platinum finish and the service comes with your own personal valet. Cost: $28,000

 

Something is wrong here. "I didn't wanna look at Paris Hilton, just her Cell Phone??"

.....Dude. You need to spend less time here.

 

I agree i would rather look at the V600 too, Paris Hilton? common, no ___, too tall and skinny.....Does nothing for me what so ever......

 

I'm with tino. I'd rather make love to that V600 than Paris Hilton, a.k.a. Skeletor.

 

True, Paris Hilton looks like a noodle.

 

All Right! All Right! I get the point! You guys can go whack it with the V-600, I'll stick with the <u>MILLIONAIRESS.</u>

Duh.

 

In times like this, i ask myself what Homer Simpson would do.

"Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"
While she ain't the greatest looking thing, a sixer of corona would move her up the scale.

 

Woodman that has to be one of the funniest Avatars ive seen used yet! Good job

 

LoL.........don't get me wrong, i still wouldn't kick Paris out of bed.

 

Maybe it's just cause I'm 90% bio-mechanical parts, but I think the v600 is way sexier than Paris Hilton.

 

I Beg to differ..... have you seen those videos?

 

Yeah...Paris is just like some people here....she'll jump outta bed while (BLEEEEPPPP) just to answer her CELL PHONE.

 

i'd rather screw the cellphone. of course, they are both almost entirely made of plastic. still, the phone gets my vote.

 

At least Cop and I see eye-to-eye.

 

I know why all you people on the WA Forums find her attractive. She stopped in the middle of sex to answer her cell phone. You people found a rich, some people think attractive* woman who cares as much about wireless telephony as you do. Except you're wrong, she doesn't care about wireless telephony at all. She just cares about money and status. She's rich and famous for being rich and famous. But yea, I'd bust her in the mouth with a Mag Lite and run off with her v600, even if it is studded in diamonds or something.

*I am not one of these people.

 

No. But you can e-mail them to me.

And dude, what's up with the iusa cell avatar?

 

IUSAcell has great coverage in Mexico! I was pleasantly surprised. Does anyone else think it's a stupid name for a Mexican cell company? (Telcel has much more market share....store on every corner)

 

Hey, speaking of Paris Hilton when I was searching for more stupid Jenny 867-5309 crap on eBay I discovered this and this. I think it's funny how one of the auctions describes her as a "porn star." It does seem kind of legit, at least one of them describes it as an AT&T number and if she does have a v600... we all know the only US carrier that offers the v600, don't we? But what kind of moron would pay for this? This is worse than the buy Jenny's number crap.