Time to revive the "24" thread!!!

Well "24" fans, Jack is back, with some strange and shocking twists!!!

Many of us have seen Keifer looking rough, but this one was something very different. Two years in a Chinese prison will do that to you. The country must be screwed up if it went from Charles Logan to Wayne Palmer as President, sorry, never trusted him!!!!!!

Nadia is hotttttttt, wherever she came from?? Chloe is getting more human, less android!!!

Let's hear your thoughts guys!!! Keep it going!!!!

 

Has it been a year already.....wow these kids never forget-----

LOL

 

Nadia is till HOT!!!!!!

 

Moment of stupidity, thanks for the reality check buddy!!!

 

P.S.

Nadia was HOT last week, and she will be HOTTER tonight, just a feeling I have. I am becoming obsessed, for sure! :browani:

 

WOWWWWWWWW, I am diseased with passion. I may need to go on Fox's stalker alert list. She was hot tonight, just as I said!!!

:notworthy :notworthy

 

Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're dead."

Jack would never have given up the wet list... no one takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that punk went to the hospital first.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

 

My friends, I firmly believe that anytime a writer, or director takes the time to mention something, or mention it twice, then IT WILL reappear as part of the story later on. Just some 50 year old conventional wisdom!!!

IT WILL COME UP!!!

 

AND REALLY PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :loony: :browani:

 

Thanks buddy, too bad I didn't read this till this morning, and I missed the first 45 minutes of hour one. Thank GOD for "Previously, on 24". LOL