Quote(s) you love!

Do or Do Not, there is no Try...

............................yoda

 

"If you wanna walk the walk... you've gotta like... talk... or something!!!"
-Butt-Head

 

"We plan...God laughs."

"If you want to walk on water, yu have to get out hte boat."

 

Holiest Rule of Economics: TINSTAAFL

"There is no such thing as a free lunch"

 

"That's TRON. He fights for the Users."

Luke: "I'm not afraid."
Yoda: "Ohhh...you will be...you will be."

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -- Abraham Lincoln

 

"Argh, that's no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine."
-Captain MacAllister (the Sea Captain) in reference to Homer, The Simpsons

"He who can destry a thing, controls a thing."
Paul Mua'Dib, Dune

 

"Can you hear me Now?.....Good"

 

Quotes from Beavis and Butt-head Do America:

Beavis: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.

Old Woman on Bus: I'm hoping to score big myself. I'll mostly be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts too.

Quotes from Back to the Future:

1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc

Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.

Quotes from Family Guy:

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter and book store guy:

Peter: im looking for toilet training book?
Book store guy: Everybody Poops But You is still the standard one, we also have the less popular Nobody Poops But You.
Peter: see were catholic so uhhh?
Book store guy: oh then you want Your a Naughty Child and Thats Nothing But Pure Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back End of You.
Peter: perfect

Stewie Quotes:

Janet: Hi. Cookie?
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "Snake Griffin."

Stewie: [Picking up the phone.] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
[dialing number]
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...

My God This House Is Freakin' Sweet Lyrics:

Butlers:We only live to kiss @ss.
Butler: Kiss it! Hell, we'll even wipe it for you.
Butlers: From here on in its Easy Street.
Peter talking: Any bars on that street?
Butler talking: 24 happy hours a day.
Peter talking: Oh, boy
Guards: We'll stop jehovahs at the gate.
Guard talking: Can I see that pamphlet sir.
*SMACK*
Peter:My god this house is freakin' sweet!

Chef: I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch.
Both: Each and everyday.
Blake: Chocolate cake ala Blake.
Peter: 100 bucks Blake is gay.
Butler: We'll do the best we can with Meg.
Meg talking: Are you saying im ugly?
Maid talking: It doesn't matter dear you're rich now.
Butlers: We'll do your nails and rub your feet.
Lois talking: Oh that's not nessa--Oh, my
Butlers: We'll do your homework every night.
Chris talking: It's really hard.
Butler: That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy.
Peter: My god this house is freakin' sweet!

Peter: Used to pass, lots of gas, Lois ran away.
Now we've got, 30 rooms, hello beans, good bye spray.
Butlers: We'd take a bullet just for you.
Stewie talking: Oh. what a coincidence, I've got one.
Lois talking: Stewie!
Butlers: Prepare to suck that golden teat.
Butlers and maids: Now that your stinking rich.
We'll gladly be your b!tch.
All: My god this house is freakin' sweet!
Welcome!
Maid: Well, that's a wrap people, now let's get the hell outta here...
Peter: Where're you going?
Maid: The old braud only paid us up through the song.
Lois: That's okay, we can just pickup after ourselves. After all,
we'll only be here on weekends.
Peter: Oh, no, Lois. It's time you started living like the piece of Schmidt
you are.
Lois: That's Pewterschmidt.
Peter: Hey, hey you guys! You're all hired to be fulltime Griffin
servents.
Lois: Peter, where are we going to get the money to pay all these people?
Peter: Simple, I uh- sold our house in Quaohog...
Lois: You sold our home?
Peter: Surprise...
Lois: Peter, how could you?
Peter: Whoops...I regonize that tone, tonight i sleep alone.
But still this
All: house is freakin' sweet!

 

"Sh-- happens"

 

My own: "I hate stupid people."

Movie lines: "We're going to need a bigger boat." (Jaws)

 

"The only stupid question is the one you dont ask!"

 

Yup not to mention the saying some commonly share: "Life's not fair", this was commonly stated by a high school teacher of mine back in the high school years.

 

My own, which at work is very common now to get things done: "take away all the excuses"

 

.....Gamer can you post a few more.....lol

this is from my notebook from my last visit to Texas

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the did the ceiling go?!"

 

Nope, not really............:biggrin:

I can't help it.

I love Family Guy. That show is funny.

 

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

Rev. Al Sharpton - "Don't peepee in my face and call it rain."

 

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner

 

I think I got this one from Zaphod... I love it

"Stupid should be painful."

I also like this one from Will & Grace

"Grace: Of course he liked it!
Will: No he didn't! Did you see the expression on his face?
Grace: Ya! It said 'Hey! I'm Harland's face!'"

 

"I like children, if they're properly cooked." - W.C. Fields

 

"I'm more confused then a hungry baby in a topless bar". Don't remember where I heard that, but it's funny.

"It's like trying to put 10 pounds of in a five pound bucket". That's from one of my coworkers in regards to the lack of storage space we have a work.

"When in Rome...watch out for public toilets."

I'll post some more if I think of them.

 

Sounds like a Larry the Cableguy-ism!!!

 

This goes against all the bylaws of this peace loving nation. Everyone okay with that?
Aye.
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Quitterns never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

"worn out as a cucumber in a convent"

 

Lol , what's as worn out as a cucumber in a convent?

 

My favorites come and go but this one has stayed with me for a very long time

"If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS"

I have absolutely no idea who said that originally.

 

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.

H. L. Mencken, 1924