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Discussion in 'The Roaming Zone' started by palandri, Jul 22, 2018.

  1. charlyee

    charlyee Ultimate Insanity
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    Student: Teacher, will you punish me for something I didn’t do?

    Teacher: No, of course not!

    Student: I didn’t do my homework

    (Contributed by my 8 year old nephew)


    Sent from my iPhone X
     
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  2. palandri

    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    What's a pig's favorite karate move?


    A pork chop.
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    Where do sheep get their hair cut?


    At the baa baa shop
     
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    An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his shock collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

    He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

    The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    A: "Put it on my bill."
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"
     
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