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Discussion in 'The Roaming Zone' started by palandri, Jul 22, 2018.

  1. palandri

    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?


    The thief was spending less than his wife.
     
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    charlyee Ultimate Insanity
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    Ha ha ha - Not funny.
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to expand...
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    A frog was driving down the street and his car broke down, so it got toad away.
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    How do you keep warm in a cold room?



    You go to the corner because it's always 90 degrees
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?


    Because it felt crummy
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    What do you call a belt of watches?


    A waist of time.
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    What kind of tree could a math teacher climb?



    Geometry
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    As a golfer, it's always smart to wear two pairs of pants. Just in case you get a hole in one.
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    How do you know when the moon is going broke?

    When it's down to it's last quarter.
     
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    One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"
     
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    Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

    Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

    Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

    Patrick: "What school?"
     
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    A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

    The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

    An investigator
     
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    palandri Former Palm Guy
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    What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

    I don't know and I don't care.
     
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    Why don't polar bears get married?


    They all have cold feet.
     
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    6:30 is the best time on the clock

    hands down
     
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    Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

    To get a tweetment
     
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    How much does a pirate pay for corn?


    A buccaneer
     

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