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Discussion in 'The Roaming Zone' started by palandri, Jul 22, 2018.
Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?
The thief was spending less than his wife.
Ha ha ha - Not funny.
A frog was driving down the street and his car broke down, so it got toad away.
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it's always 90 degrees
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy
What do you call a belt of watches?
A waist of time.
What kind of tree could a math teacher climb?
As a golfer, it's always smart to wear two pairs of pants. Just in case you get a hole in one.
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it's down to it's last quarter.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
Why don't polar bears get married?
They all have cold feet.
6:30 is the best time on the clock
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment
How much does a pirate pay for corn?