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Hehe...What does your voicemail message say?

Discussion in 'MOTOROLA' started by hooktonfonix, Dec 21, 2002.

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  1. hooktonfonix

    hooktonfonix Member

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    Just post your voicemail message here. [​IMG]
     
    #1 hooktonfonix, Dec 21, 2002
  2. motoT720man

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    "Yo its Frank, i'm not here right now so leave a message"
     
    #2 motoT720man, Dec 21, 2002
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    "Yo its Frank, i'm not here right now so leave a message"

    heh same right here, my name is also Frank.
     
    #3 ZzFDKzZ, Dec 21, 2002
  4. rallykid

    rallykid New house = No free time
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    "Hi, if you are looking for Frank or Frank, please try another number, if you are looking for Matt, leave a message after the tone" [​IMG]
     
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    #4 rallykid, Dec 21, 2002
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    Cenobyte Decepticon Air Commander
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    "hello? hello? HELLO? you're looking for who? I can't hear you. Speak up. No, just kidding, this is my voicemail. Beep."
     
    #5 Cenobyte, Dec 21, 2002
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    "Shaniqua moved out, leave a message at the beep."
     
    #6 oboom, Dec 21, 2002
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    "It's your quarter leave a message"
     
    #7 proplayer, Dec 21, 2002
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    Hello? Oh hey w'sup?! How you doin? Huh? yea? Hey, hey guess what? Leave a voicemail...peace!

    Silly I know. [​IMG]
     
    #8 ockidd15, Dec 22, 2002
  9. Dman2003

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    bump at the beepText
     
    #9 Dman2003, Dec 22, 2002
  10. pimpinpapp

    pimpinpapp Junior Member
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    "Hey its me, I dont wanna talk to you right now so leave a message"

    And yes, it pretty much proves how much of an a-hole I am. Or so my mom says...
     
    #10 pimpinpapp, Dec 22, 2002
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    "Hi i'm not answering my phone right now because i'm avoiding someone leave a message and if you dont get a call back it's you."
     
    #11 dudeuhavenobrain, Dec 22, 2002
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    "if you don't know what to do at the beep, please hang up now."
     
    #12 Arya, Dec 22, 2002
  13. ZaphodB

    ZaphodB Signal Go Down De Hole...
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    Mine has a lovely recording of my assistant saying, "You have reached (my number). Please leave your name, number, and a brief message after the beep." She then repeats it in Spanish.

    My home voicemail, however, says, "Recent studies at major universities have shown that people who leave messages on answerphones are hardworking, reliable, and are amoung the best lovers, while those who hang up on answerphones are unable to maintain relationships, have a hard time with commitments, and perform unsatisfactorily in bed. Please categorise yourself at the beep."
     
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    #13 ZaphodB, Dec 22, 2002
  14. ZzFDKzZ

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    lmao some of these are mad funny.
     
    #14 ZzFDKzZ, Dec 22, 2002
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    Good form, Zaphod.
     
    #15 Cenobyte, Dec 22, 2002
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    Hey Zaphod, that was one of the most original and funniest voicemails I have ever had the privilege of hearing! Thanks! Wait a minute. I don't usually leave messages. Does that mean...... Hey!!!
     
    #16 ElGatillo, Dec 22, 2002
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    [ARNOLD]Hello. You've reached Arnold's Pizza Shop. I'm not here now...I'm out killing pepperoni. If you want to reach me...if you want a pizza...I don't care...'cuz I'm not here. Can't you realize that, idiot? I don't care what you want on it, because every pizza comes with pepperoni and nine millimeter bullets on it. So...if you want mushrooms...shut up. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli. If you want something crazy, like pineapple, I KILL you. So...leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, whether you're succeptible to any diseases, and if you are, maybe I'll give you a pizza, maybe I'll break off your arm.[/ARNOLD]
     
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    yeah some of these are really good. normally i cant think of anything witty, so mine just says "hey, leave a message"
     
    #18 bleep, Dec 22, 2002
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    Mine says: "Hey it's Jas. Right now I'm being held hostage by a band of angry lawn gnomes. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if they give me my one phone call.


    I think i was drunk when i made it.....
     
    #19 Incognito, Dec 22, 2002
  20. Arya

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    lawn knomes are so cool [​IMG]
     
    #20 Arya, Dec 22, 2002
  21. Arya

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    I think I should start leaving messages [​IMG]
     
    #21 Arya, Dec 22, 2002
  22. hooktonfonix

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    lol do you know why i made this thread? because I cant think of a voicemail message [​IMG]
     
    #22 hooktonfonix, Dec 22, 2002
  23. Cenobyte

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    How about "Hi, I'm not here, please leave a message after the beep. Beep."
     
    #23 Cenobyte, Dec 22, 2002
  24. MisterPrez

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    "Hi, this is [insert name], and I have a tremendously large...antenna. I'll extend it for you some time. Leave me a message so we can set a date and time."
     
    #24 MisterPrez, Dec 23, 2002
  25. sahmad88

    sahmad88 Junior Member
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    bump

    I love this, keep 'em comin'!
     
    #25 sahmad88, Dec 23, 2002
  26. rallykid

    rallykid New house = No free time
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    This makes me wonder what some of your startup screens and banners say *lol*
     
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  27. Cenobyte

    Cenobyte Decepticon Air Commander
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    Hehe, this thread again, eh? My wake up greeting says "hello, master..." and my banner says "CENOBYTE" only the E, O, and E are weird symbols.
     
    #27 Cenobyte, Dec 23, 2002
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    My voicemail is message is the boring "Hi you've reached me, leave me a message" But I might change it to this:

    "High you've reached me, please leave a detailed message after the beep <realistic beep sound followed by about 10 seconds of silence> ... Okay, just kidding, leave a message for real this time."

    My startup greeting says, "Make me your b!tch." Cause it's good to have a subserviant phone that knows its place and doesn't talk back.

    Addendum: Now my phone's startup says, "You're Turning Me On! Oh God Yes"

    hehe
     
    #28 scottbre, Dec 24, 2002
  29. AndyD

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    "Leave a msg and I'll get back to ya"

    [​IMG]
     
    #29 AndyD, Dec 24, 2002
  30. YelloMunky

    YelloMunky Old Fart
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    "If you don't recognize my voice, don't leave a message"

    "I'm currently out of my mind right now, so please leave a message"
     
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